Friday, June 11, 2010
gina, cause oprah ruined vajay-jay:
"i wish it'd been us getting married today. I'd stand up in front of all these people and I'd say 'i love this woman!' Then I'd look in your eyes and I'd say, '..if you're tara, I'll be max. but if you're gimme, i'll be got'cha. and if you're buck, I'll be your bike. If you're alice, i'll be your astronaut. and I'd carry chicken to the car, even though i knew she was pretending to be asleep.'" -max
posted by spessie 1:06 am
"i wish it'd been us getting married today. I'd stand up in front of all these people and I'd say 'i love this woman!' Then I'd look in your eyes and I'd say, '..if you're tara, I'll be max. but if you're gimme, i'll be got'cha. and if you're buck, I'll be your bike. If you're alice, i'll be your astronaut. and I'd carry chicken to the car, even though i knew she was pretending to be asleep.'" -maxposted by spessie 1:06 am
