So here i am very the bosan, and what else do we do when that happens? we fuck around with our facebook. and whilst flipping through the groups (i finally got bored of reading why these emo girls were making groups about hating logan and wanting rory to end up with jess. impossible much?), i came across this one that had a list of all these things that guys absolutely had to do for girls, and even though most of it was pretty lame, cliched, dated, or like, did not make the least bit of sense, there were a few decent ones and i thought i'd repost them here. i use to love these kinds of lists when i was like, 16, so it's pretty the nostalgic too. and no, i would not want rory to end up with jess, i like logan! Screw the haters man, i like Logan! He does this thing where he smiles alot and doesn't focus on what's being said or done but just smiles at the girl he likes, and i like that he smiles like that. 
2- When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand.7. If you miss her, or love her, TELL HER! Even your friends like to hear it every now & again.
9- If she has hair in her face, lighty brush it to the side and kiss her or tell her she's beautiful.10. Leave a note (or send a message) just to say "hi".
11- If sex is your number one priority, fuck a whore, do NOT use "I love you" to get it or as an excuse.12. Ask her questions about herself.
15- When your with a huge group, pay more attention to her then anyone else, and DON'T flirt with her friends.16. Kiss her on the forehead.
19. Hold her hand while you talk, drive, or just for the heck of it (it's the small things that win you big points).
20. LOOK IN HER EYES, NOT AT HER CHEST!!!!21. Stupid jokes = awkwardly adorable moments.
22. Tickle her, tease her, let her tease you back without getting all bent out of shape about it.
25. Don't be too proud to apologize.
27. When she feels at her worst, tell her she looks her best
35. Sometimes you have to take the initiative. Don't always wait for her to come to you, because if that's how it always is, you're going to lose her.
40. DON"T CHEAT ON HER.
...and not to be completely bias or anything, so of course, there is a list of things girls can do for boys also. I guess it's cute too, but there's also weirdly a lot of "tolerate his this" and "tolerate his that.." and that seemed a lil unfair (and leads me to believe a girl may have written it, which practically means it lacks any basis in fact, but how the fuck should i know right?). oh well, as long as the battle grounds are as fair as they can be...
3 When you hug the boy, hold tight. It doesn't hurt to rest your head on him either.
6 Hold his hand!! Even in the mall when you have a ton of bags, hold his hand
10 “Fine" or “whatever" is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. Only makes matters worse
11 Life isn't a drama or a movie. This is real life, people. They don't often come with a sword, armor, and a white steed.
posted by fuzzkill 4:08 pm
